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Embarassing facts
Kakakaka
PostPosted: 24 December 2007 - 03:22:19 (182)  Reply with quote
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''Next thing I know, the cum blasts out, bounces off her tummy, right into my eye.''

Stop eating rubber puh
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PT
PostPosted: 25 December 2007 - 17:46:16 (782)  Reply with quote
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I know all the lyrics, and I mean every single word, to 'Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang feat Snoop Doggy Dogg' whatever

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Myras
PostPosted: 25 December 2007 - 21:49:52 (951)  Reply with quote
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Jansa wrote:
By popular demand, fuckers.

Ok, here goes:

I was with a girl one time, and she had this thing about getting me cum all over her.
Dunno why, but she liked that stuff. So one time we were having sex and I was about to come, so
I took it out, ripped off the rubber and my..ehm..jizz blasted out. I'm one kinky bastard, so obviously I had to
look. Next thing I know, the cum blasts out, bounces off her tummy, right into my eye. Suddenly I feel this horrible pain mixed with
extreme pleasure. I'm there, screaming "It's in my eye. AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHH!" She stares at me for a second, then I run off to the bathroom. After
I've rubbed my eye with every substance in her bathroom for ten minutes, feeling like shit and my eye looking like I'm a horny rabbit, I go back to her bedroom, only to find her on the bed curled up: "Bwahahahahahahahahhaaaaa,
eeeek, I can't breeeeeeeeathe, eeek, bwahahahahahaaahahahahahhaaahhah"

A lot of tears that night. One of my eyes was teary because of the cum, and she was laughing in tears.

Good times.
Mine isnt like that, its a much more simple story, its happened more than once, your lying on your bed then for some reason you tilt your head in the wrong direction at the wrong moment and bam, in your eye it goes, damn it fucking hurts

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PostPosted: 25 December 2007 - 21:54:37 (954)  Reply with quote
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PT wrote:
I know all the lyrics, and I mean every single word, to 'Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang feat Snoop Doggy Dogg' whatever
Ye, i know all the words to forgot about dre
class tune!

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PostPosted: 31 December 2007 - 09:29:06 (436)  Reply with quote
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so i was listening to the radio yesturday and this song "see you again" came on. Its a cheesy pop song but it was catchy and i like the beat..very 'sunglasses at night' . Turns out it was a Hannah Montana song uhm_negative uhm_positive

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MaartenHercules
PostPosted: 11 January 2008 - 22:20:06 (972)  Reply with quote
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That is verrrry embarassing! lol

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i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk blushing

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PostPosted: 13 January 2008 - 16:17:19 (720)  Reply with quote
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somaluna wrote:
i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk blushing


If he says you suck, he's not worth you. wink

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rusch
PostPosted: 13 January 2008 - 16:21:27 (723)  Reply with quote
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XLIINDAAX wrote:
so i was listening to the radio yesturday and this song "see you again" came on. Its a cheesy pop song but it was catchy and i like the beat..very 'sunglasses at night' . Turns out it was a Hannah Montana song uhm_negative uhm_positive


You're a Tijs fan... how is liking a Hannah Montana song any more embarrassing? puh

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somaluna
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MooNiE wrote:
somaluna wrote:
i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk blushing


If he says you suck, he's not worth you. wink

awww, thanks inlove

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PostPosted: 13 January 2008 - 18:03:09 (793)  Reply with quote
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somaluna wrote:
MooNiE wrote:
somaluna wrote:
i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk blushing


If he says you suck, he's not worth you. wink

awww, thanks inlove


No probs sweetie, that's the truth! wink inlove

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PostPosted: 13 January 2008 - 23:28:37 (019)  Reply with quote
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MaartenHercules wrote:
That is verrrry embarassing! lol

me? sad smilie blushing

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I have a bit of an obsession with "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and Audrey Hepburn in that movie. Some rainy days, I sit by my window, drink coffee and listen to "Moon River" sung by her over and over crying

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jonilj wrote:
I have a bit of an obsession with "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and Audrey Hepburn in that movie. Some rainy days, I sit by my window, drink coffee and listen to "Moon River" sung by her over and over crying


Thats one of my favorite movies heart

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PostPosted: 18 January 2008 - 08:00:00 (375)  Reply with quote
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rusch wrote:
XLIINDAAX wrote:
so i was listening to the radio yesturday and this song "see you again" came on. Its a cheesy pop song but it was catchy and i like the beat..very 'sunglasses at night' . Turns out it was a Hannah Montana song uhm_negative uhm_positive


You're a Tijs fan... how is liking a Hannah Montana song any more embarrassing? puh



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