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Elusive: Up Close and Personal [XXXL]
Hyype
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Ladies & Gentlemen!!! Welcome to another episode of "Up Close and Personal"! Cheeseworks Entertainment provided us with more airtime, so we decided to introduce you to "Up Close and Personal XXXL". I'm your host Hyype and today's show promises to be one of the best shows so far. Our guest needs no introduction, so let's cut the crap and read the damn interview!




Real Name: Lars Lemon
Location: Oslo, Norway
Hobbies: Music & Porn
Shoe Size: Bigger than Vanilla Ice
Blondes or Brunettes: Brunette power

Hyype: Describe your role/purpose on t.nu?
Elusive: Im Elusive

Hyype: What's the defining moment of your existence on t.nu?
Elusive: When I started the "4000 reasons to love trance" topic. Curse that forum guard option, cuurse iiiiiiiiiit!

Hyype: what has been your biggest accomplishment since joining Trance.nu?
Elusive: Being responsible for the CD's + Summerboat party + scoring with admins/contributors

Hyype: Favorite tune at the moment?
Elusive: Elusive - This Is Not An Exit
Hyype: *cough* cheese *cough*

Hyype: Favorite sport?
Elusive: Tongue wrestling

Hyype: Favorite athlete?
Elusive: Alan Shearer (roooooovers) and Erik Mykland (for his attitude)

Hyype: Your favorite Trance.nu member?
Elusive: people i have talked to over the years really. I have alot of respect and love for many on this site

Hyype: N00bs, yay or nay?
Elusive: I'm always up for boobs

Hyype: Pet's name?
Elusive: I'm one of those guys who really don't have a name for it. If I had to name it, I'd probably call it "Abusive". I think that would be a good name for my..... pet.

Hyype: Favorite porn site?
Elusive: Too many to mention. Altough http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com is amongst the best

Hyype: Are you into animal pr0n?
Elusive: Well, I'm an animal between the sheets myself, so I kinda have to

Hyype: Which Trance.nu user would you most like to see naked?
Elusive: Lust's Usually Needless And Saves Every Angel

Hyype: Would you recommend masturbation as a lifestyle choice?
Elusive: What other options are there? *Thanks God for sleazy porn*

Hyype: Which female/male DJ would you most recommend seeing naked?
Elusive: At this point anyone but Jean. Usually though, DJ's look better with their clothes on

Hyype: If you could fist ONE DJ, who would it be?
Elusive: Sorry, I only do threesomes

Hyype: How long...?
Elusive: *interrupts* 3 inches!
Hyype: No, how long have you been DJing?
Elusive: Oh, bought my first shitty mixer + 2 cd players without pitch in 98

Hyype: If you could get two producers (regardless of gender) who would they be?
Elusive: I would like to have a basement filled with studio equipment, with no way out. In there would be James Holden and Oliver Lieb. I would feed them depending on how much revenue their releases brought back. "BASSment Records"... Hmm... I kinda like the idea... Whattya reckon James and Oliver?

Hyype: If you could remove one genre of music from the universe, what would it be and why?
Elusive: Jazz... The only form of music I don't like.

Hyype: Who is your role model?
Elusive: Rocco Siffredi

Hyype: Favorite sex position?
Elusive: I usually sit straight up, sometimes I set the back of the chair to a different position, so I can lean back. Btw Hyype, when will you be uploading a new picture on Trance.nu?
Hyype: o_0

Hyype: If you had to be a serial killer, who would you be?
Elusive: Jason Voorhees from the "Friday the 13th" movies.. Nothing beats a bald retard who can't die and seems to kill people because he is relatively bored. If not then I would be Rocco Siffredi, because then I could kill girls with my penis

Hyype: favorite teen movie?
Elusive: There's alot of good "college f**k fest"'s on the net from the US (are all US teens this crazy?!?!)
Hyype: *points his finger towards Canada*

Hyype: Favorite Ashanti song?
Elusive: Sorry, I don't listen to music recorded live on "The Ricky Lake Show"

Hyype: Would you ever sell your Mother to get a record you REALLY wanted?
Elusive: How cheap do you think my mother is, anyway?!?!
Hyype: I heard vinyl is pretty expensive in Norway

Hyype: How much of your HD are mp3s?
Elusive: Check out Coreesan's answer on the same question.

Hyype: what do you do when you get bored?
Elusive: Im bored most of the time. I guess I need to jump off a cliff or try to stay under water for 10 mins without dying to really feel alive. But Im just too lazy for that. Being bored is a lifestyle.

Hyype: First thing you usually do when wake up?
Elusive: Depends... its either:

a) take a piss
b) drink a huge glass of ice cold water
c) look trough mail/internet
d) wank off
e) all of the above (at the same time)

You get the picture
Hyype: I'm trying not to

Hyype: How much is the fish?
Elusive: Ok, this one calls for a long answer. In 1999 (I think it was) I was in Kos (Greece)
with my best friends at that time. At one point I got really drunk and I decided to
have some "fun". So, I found a restaurant with this fat... whats the name of it...
a guy that tries to get people in... well, anyways. I walk up really close to him,
my face being like 2 centimeters from his face and yell at him in a greece vs. italy vs. norway
acent "how much for the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!?!?!??!!?"
He was looking at me like.. "One of theese days man, I swear... all you tourists
will bloody DIIIIIE!" So I repeated it a few times, just to underline how
socially incompetent I was (Tequila and hardcore "blænhattans" will do that to you).
My feeling is that (and Im being totally serious about this) one of the guys from
Scooter was there at the same time. Most of the reastuarants guests noticed
the little "incident" anyways.
In that case, someone owes me some serious cash.
Hyype: *yawns*

Hyype: What's your password here at trance.nu?
Elusive: hehehe
Hyype: Liar...

Hyype: Which HeadAdmin would you like to make love to?
Elusive: We have a meeting once a year with rough groupsex actually. That's the only reason there are no female headadmins yet; they read the contract too closely.

Hyype: Are you serious about your production/djing career?
Elusive: I would place myself somewhere above Vanilla Ice

Hyype: How do you think trance will evolve?
Elusive: Depends on the release of the next major synthesizers generation

Hyype: Who would you refuse to let remix one of your own tunes?
Elusive: People with no soul who are in it for the money

Hyype: Do you think Tommie is a human or a ghost?
Elusive: Tommie was VERY human last time I checked... grrrrrrrrrr

Hyype: Your tune needs vocals by Britney Spears to reach number 1 and fame... Do you let her perform them?
Elusive: *struggles to keep artist integrity*

Hyype: Which DJ would you love to spin back to back with?
Elusive: Too many to mention

Hyype: What about back to front?
Elusive: Makes no difference to me, really

Hyype: There are rumours that John Digweed smokes pot. Do you believe it?
Elusive: Never! DJ's dont do drugs, they merely drink water and eat salad

Hyype: Lasgo or DJ Sammy?
Elusive: I would actually want them both to die

Hyype: You have been named Trance.nu's sexiest bi0tch of the year. Anything you wanna say to those who voted?
Elusive: Your money will be in by next Friday

Hyype: Coke or Pepsi?
Elusive: Smirnoff Ice

Hyype: Name 3 things you'd need the most on a desert island.
Elusive: Mixer setup + records, Porn, 1 steaming hot pizza delivered to my island at 16:00 every day

Hyype: Why did you agree to answer these questions?
Elusive: To set the whole "how much is the fish" incident straight!

Hyype: What song would you want to be played at your funeral?
Elusive: The people attending better have a good time, because there are thousands of massive choons to be played. We wll start off at 60 bpms, and then slowly build things up until we reach 180 bpms. The people that might be sad will really be happy I'm dead afterwards. Call it a "glad you died funeral"-consept if you will.


Previous Interviews:

DJ Roberts

RayvinAzn

Coreesan

Dimitris


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PostPosted: 31 July 2003 - 02:04:00 (127)  Reply with quote
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haha, these interview's are killing me! lol lol
so funny.. keep em coming

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that's what I call a nice pic....those eyes...that's the v2 mentality coming straight back at ya!

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Great again! lol

Who's next? wink

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Hyype
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dancemania, wait til i get my hands on your picture...

*immunity*

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lol This was def the best so far, you have a wicked mind!
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On 2003-07-31 00:01, Hyype wrote:
Ladies & Gentlemen!!! Welcome to another episode of "Up Close and Personal"! Cheeseworks Entertainment provided us with more airtime, so we decided to introduce you to "Up Close and Personal XXXL".
Bah...admins get all the web space *cry*

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Hyype: Which Trance.nu user would you most like to see naked?
Elusive: Lust's Usually Needless And Saves Every Angel

Conclusion : Lunasea grin2 (IM goood)


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Hyype: How long...?
Elusive: *interrupts* 3 inches!
Hyype: No, how long have you been DJing?

MOOOOHAHAHAAAA lol

Hyype congrats, finally a topic to look out for every day man, good job. Keep it up.
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On 2003-07-31 00:12, Hyype wrote:
dancemania, wait til i get my hands on your picture...

*immunity*

Hyype: What kind of picture are you looking for?

Something like this?



grin2

Or just one when I'm not drunk? lol

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On 2003-07-31 00:13, gulingen wrote:
Hyype: Which Trance.nu user would you most like to see naked?
Elusive: Lust's Usually Needless And Saves Every Angel

Conclusion : Lunasea grin2 (IM goood)


You einstein!

Not hard to figure out, all male admins wants Luna ... :razz:

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Haha, the best one so far grin2

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On 2003-07-31 00:13, gulingen wrote:
Hyype: Which Trance.nu user would you most like to see naked?
Elusive: Lust's Usually Needless And Saves Every Angel

Conclusion : Lunasea grin2 (IM goood)

haha, nice one happy

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dancemania, i'm not even gonna photoshop that picture...

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On 2003-07-31 00:17, Hyype wrote:
dancemania, i'm not even gonna photoshop that picture...
Hyype: Lucky me... grin2

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