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Yes, we're back with another edition of "Up Close and Personal". Our producers had to take care of some legal issues, so now 51% of laughs and corny replies will go directly to Frankling Inc.
Anyway, our guest on today's show is Dimitris aka Mean Greek... Most of you remember him as one of the most sarcastic members of Trance.nu, so we decided to expose his more "sensitive" side... Here it is:

Real Name: Dimitri Shevchenko
Age: None of your business, f00
Location: Greece

Hyype: Describe your role/purpose on t.nu?
Dimitris: Still trying to figure this one out

Hyype: Are you married?
Dimitris: No, but my wife is

Hyype: Which user would you most like to see naked?
Dimitris: Foxy69. A name like this just tickles my curiosity

Hyype: If you could have one user's mother, which user would it be?
Dimitris: Whichever one is easy

Hyype: Favorite porn site?
Dimitris: Well, I can't give my secrets out cause a full server is a no good server, if u know what I mean

Hyype: Are you into animal pr0n?
Dimitris: Not yet, but never say never

Hyype: Would you recommend masturbation as a lifestyle choice?
Dimitris: In a heartbeat

Hyype: Favorite sport?
Dimitris: Soccer, but I think that wanking should be in Olympics as well

Hyype: Favorite athlete?
Dimitris: Anna Kournikova. Great swimmer!!!
Hyype: She's a tennis player
Dimitris: Who cares? She got some nice ass

Hyype: Favorite sex position?
Dimitris: All I have to say is that my homecountry is called Greece. Need I ellaborate more on this one?

Hyype: What's the defining moment of your existence on t.nu?
Dimitris: The time I realised, after months of debating, that Tiesto is not a God, but only a human that likes cheese as much as I do

Hyype: What would u do if u were voted the #1 dj?
Dimitris: I would learn how to speak English

Hyype: Which female/male DJ would you most recommend seeing naked?
Dimitris: Oakenfold. I wonder if his ass looks any better than his face

Hyype: Favorite tune at the moment?
Dimitris: Signum - Cura Me

Hyype: Are you serious about your production/djing career?
Dimitris: Very. Have been DJing for a while, recently started producing. Now all I'm trying to learn is how to kiss ass properly

Hyype: Your tune needs vocals by Britney Spears to reach number 1 and fame... Do you let her perform them?
Dimitris: No, I have other plans for her

Hyype: If you could get two producers (regardless of gender) to mate and have offspring, who would they be?
Dimitris: Oakenfold and Tiesto

Hyype: There are rumours that John Digweed is a pothead. Do you believe it?
Dimitris: The question should be: Does he share?

Hyype: When you're 70, will you be playing trance to your Grandkids telling them about the 'good ol' days'?
Dimitris: I don't think I'll make it that far

Hyype: How many CD's do you own? Not Memorex!
Dimitris: Not Memorex? Hmmm... That's a tough one... About 100 maybe?

Hyype: How much your HD are mp3s?
Dimitris: Only 70 Gigs. My computer crashed recently

Hyype: If you could remove one genre of music from the universe, what would it be and why?
Dimitris: Rap of the mid 90's and after

Hyype: Why are you wearing pink shoes?
Dimitris: I'm poor and gay shoe store had a big sale

Hyype: Your favorite Trance.nu member?
Dimitris: I hate you all equally

Hyype: What's your password here at Trance.nu?
Dimitris: OSAMABINLANDENISALIVE72

Hyype: Which HeadAdmin would you like to torture most?
Dimitris: All. I don't discriminate

Hyype: If you could say one thing to Tommie in person what would it be?
Dimitris: Are those contests real?

Hyype: Why did you agree to answer these questions?
Dimitris: I only answered first 3, the rest is made up

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