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DJ Roberts: Up Close and Personal
Hyype
PostPosted: 26 July 2003 - 22:47:00 (990)  Reply with quote
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Hello and welcome to trance.nu's newest show "Up Close and Personal"...
I'm your host Hyype... Today I have had the privilege and honor of talking with one of Trance.nu's esteemed users: DJ Roberts.
We hope you enjoy the interview, and everything that it entails, and most of all...enjoy the show!

Here's some info about my first victim, I mean guest:

Full Name: Gareth Roy David Roberts
Sex: Not Applicable
Location: Antarctica, 5th Iceberg On The Left
Sexual Preference: Anything Still Living
Colour: Black, White, Yellow.

Hyype: Hello there!
DJ Roberts: NORM!

Hyype: Are you nervous?
DJ Roberts: Very, I don't think I wanna do this anymore.
Hyype: Sit your penguin ass down! *slap*

Hyype: Describe your role/purpose on t.nu?
DJ Roberts: Official Penguin Overlord and forseer of the Penguinisation, an Armageddon with the world is ruled by feathered flightless birds.

My day to day tasks include:
-Making inappropiate sexual gestures at n00bs
-Sending penguin attack squads to the HeadAdmins
-Lowering the challenge of finding posts for the 'undertones' topic
-Advertising the only tune to rival 'Rusch & Murray - Epic', 'DJ Roberts - The Pingu Song'.


Hyype: What's your favorite porn site?
DJ Roberts: http://www.pinguandrobbietheseal.com
Hyype: *clicks on the link* Nice...

Hyype: Are you into animal pr0n?
DJ Roberts: Possibly... I once posted an mpeg of two penguins going for it on an old topic. And it didn't get locked either, curiously, but that's 'cos I reckon the admins LIKED it.

Hyype: Is it true that you have a Scooter tattoo on your butt cheeks?
DJ Roberts: Scooter? No. A Penguin swinging on a traffic cone? Yes.

Hyype: Favorite Ashanti song?
DJ Roberts: Whichever one where she sings nude in the video. That's gets my 'Seal Of Approval'.

Hyype: Favorite sport?
DJ Roberts: Group sex.

Hyype: Favorite athlete?
DJ Roberts: Mr T.

Hyype: Would you recommend masturbation as a lifestyle choice?
DJ Roberts: I would not recommend it... I would URGE it. Plus it lowers prostate cancer, a second advantage to it!

Hyype: Favorite sex position?
DJ Roberts: 'The Penguin'. (Diagrams will come soon...)

Hyype: If you could have one Trance.nu user's mother, which user would it be?
DJ Roberts: Coreesan's. That's booty you can't put a price on.

Hyype: Which Trance.nu user would you most like to see naked?
DJ Roberts: Well, lemme go through my list of users I've already seen...
Right that leaves me with about 2.
On a serious note... Dancemania. I want to prove his infinite trance knowledge is compensating for something...


Hyype: Which female/male DJ would you most recommend seeing naked?
DJ Roberts: Armin... with the size of the hands on http://www.arminvanbuuren.com, it would appear you get your money's worth. Apparently...

Hyype: Would you ever sell your Mother to get a record you REALLY wanted?
DJ Roberts: For the Matt Darey Remix of 'WestBam vs Red Jerry - Wizards Of The Sonic'? Mos def.

Hyype: What's the defining moment of your existence on t.nu?
DJ Roberts: Releasing 'The Pingu Song' to the masses. Never have I received so many death threats.

Hyype: Your favorite t.nu member?
DJ Roberts: Anyone who's an 'Honorary Emperor Penguin' and a few I've yet to make. I love you guys.

Hyype: N00bs, yay or nay?
DJ Roberts: Yay for more people, but I miss the old skool users. I mean, 'WHAT ARE YOUR FAVE TUNES PROXI....' now THERE was a topic.

Hyype: Favorite tune at the moment?
DJ Roberts: James Holden - A Break In The Clouds (Main Mix)

Hyype: How do you think trance will evolve?
DJ Roberts: I'd LIKE to think tech and deep trance will become bigger... more tunes along the lines of React's '21st Century Deep Trance' compilation/bible.
Unfortunately, I foresee a world of cheese...


Hyype: Define "Cheesehead"?
DJ Roberts: In two words... DJ Sammy.

Hyype: When you're 70, will you be playing trance to your Grandkids telling them about the 'good ol' days'?
DJ Roberts: Yes. And when they disagree I will throw them to the disgruntled sea carp.

Hyype: If you could punch ONE DJ, who would it be?
DJ Roberts: TiŰsto... I want to see if he bleeds cheddar.

Hyype: Which Trance.nu HeadAdmin would you like to torture most?
DJ Roberts: Jezper until I can convince him M.I.K.E.'s got da skillz. But big up Jezper, the man knows how to write trance the RIGHT way.

Hyype: If you could say one thing to Tommie in person what would it be?
DJ Roberts: Send my calendar! (He knows what I mean. )

Hyype: If you could remove one genre of music from the universe, what would it be and why?
DJ Roberts: Garage. 'Cos that's where it belongs, in a garage.

Hyype: What's your password here at Trance.nu?
DJ Roberts: I can't remember, I don't bother logging in, I just back-door everthing *immunity*

Hyype: Why did you agree to answer these questions?
DJ Roberts: Because you kidnapped my Grandma and aren't giving her back.

The workers at Cheez-O-Vision/Cheeseworks/Powerposting Studios would like to wank, I mean thank you for the time you have taken to read our interview. For those of you that didn't read it, go chew on tin foil. Buh Bye!!!

*starts choking DJ Roberts*

[ Edited by: Hyype on 2003-07-27 22:48 ]
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PostPosted: 26 July 2003 - 22:52:00 (994)  Reply with quote
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haha that's so cute!! i wanna be interview too!!!

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[ Edited by: AiYA on 2003-07-26 21:31 ]
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On a serious note... Dancemania. I want to prove his infinite trance knowledge is compensating for something...


happy

good job, both of you. Fun.

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PostPosted: 26 July 2003 - 22:56:00 (997)  Reply with quote
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Now this is what a decent off-topic looks like! lol

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this sucked :1

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On 2003-07-26 20:58, ragoo2k wrote:
this sucked :1

*slap* can't u dig it? penguins r gonna get & rape ya! lol

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On 2003-07-26 20:58, ragoo2k wrote:
this sucked :1


rayvinazn will repost it in norwegian just for you...

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PostPosted: 26 July 2003 - 23:14:00 (009)  Reply with quote
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Hmm

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On 2003-07-26 21:14, FunkyGunther wrote:
Hmm


you just been added to the victims list...

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PostPosted: 26 July 2003 - 23:20:00 (013)  Reply with quote
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Hyype: Hello there!
DJ Roberts: NORM!


lol lol

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DJ Roberts
PostPosted: 26 July 2003 - 23:24:00 (016)  Reply with quote
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I just like to say I enjoyed doing this show a lot, it beats the last time I was in the news (some penguins were 'kidnapped' at the local zoo... I merely liberated them.)

And Hyype's a great host... not once did he abuse me sexually. wink
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On 2003-07-26 21:24, DJ Roberts wrote:
And Hyype's a great host... not once did he abuse me sexually.

Define abuse...

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On 2003-07-26 21:13, Hyype wrote:
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On 2003-07-26 20:58, ragoo2k wrote:
this sucked :1


rayvinazn will repost it in norwegian just for you...



ok, cool.

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On 2003-07-26 21:24, DJ Roberts wrote:
I just like to say I enjoyed doing this show a lot, it beats the last time I was in the news (some penguins were 'kidnapped' at the local zoo... I merely liberated them.)

And Hyype's a great host... not once did he abuse me sexually. wink


still talking? *starts choking dj roberts*

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