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14 December 2003 - 09:34:00 (440)
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This guide was written for all the newbies or anyone else who wants to be "cool" on trance.nu
You will be popular and well respected in no time, if you follow these steps:
1. Use the following words *as often as possible*. Bonus points if they are used in the same sentence:
- "teh"
- "sux0r"
- "ghey"
- "pwned"
- "omg"
- "n00b"
- "w00t"
- "ROFL"
- "über"
- "shiznit"
- *immunity*
- "cheese"
2. Diss anything popular.
3. Talk about progressive, breaks or anything else non trance related.
4. Use the off-topic section to post threads about yourself.
5. Post as many negative and sarcastic replies as possible. (Dont forget to end them with "...":wink:
6. Never post anything positive, and never tell anyone what music you actually like (Related to Step 5).
7. Diss newbies.
8. Disappear for a bit then come back, and make sure you let everyone know that youre back (Refer to Step 4).
9. Have a progressive track in your sig.
10. At least once a day, remind everyone how much Tiesto sucks, and how shit ASOT is, and much you hate the word "choooon"
11. Complain about how crap trance.nu has become and remember the V2 days
12. Start new topics in the off-topics section only. All other forum sections are reserved for sarcastic and negative replies (Once again, related to Step 5).
13. Last and very important step: if anyone dislikes your coolness attempts, become very defensive, try turn the blame on them and do your best to make them look bad.
Anyway, let the flaming begin! Or, feel free to add more points! 
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14 December 2003 - 09:38:00 (443)
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14 December 2003 - 09:40:00 (444)
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ROFL! :razz:
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14 December 2003 - 09:42:00 (445)
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omg!!! rofl, ROFL! teh über pwned cheese!
hehe...
junkie : wohoooooo....lovely, i love it 
ok, dr_caca or frostie, keep it up? you know what's best
for this thread!
hehe...
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14 December 2003 - 09:42:00 (445)
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Someone publish it!
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14 December 2003 - 09:51:00 (452)
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14 December 2003 - 10:08:00 (463)
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Will this go into the Classic Threads section?
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14 December 2003 - 10:10:00 (465)
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14 December 2003 - 10:12:00 (466)
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14 December 2003 - 11:19:00 (513)
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that is so tru
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14 December 2003 - 11:20:00 (513)
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| hihi I want to be cool to!!1! |
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14 December 2003 - 11:24:00 (516)
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| this is just sooooooooooooo stupid.... :razz: |
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14 December 2003 - 11:28:00 (519)
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Apparently there isn't much to do in Australia on the weekends
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14 December 2003 - 11:42:00 (529)
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You forgot something to add that I see a lot .
If you're going to make fun of someone and write something along the lines of :
CHOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!
You're really cool if you put... a 1 at the end or even a few of them, like this.
CHOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
or
CHOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!11111
Now that's hip.
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14 December 2003 - 11:43:00 (529)
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I nominated this as one of the top OT of 2003!
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