|
|
| Embarassing facts |
|
 Posted:
24 December 2007 - 03:22:19 (182)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 53.85
Posts: 4098
|
|
''Next thing I know, the cum blasts out, bounces off her tummy, right into my eye.''
Stop eating rubber  |
|
|
|
|
| Kakakaka Managed to change his status !!!!! |
|
 |
|
| Posted:
25 December 2007 - 17:46:16 (782)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 76.75
Posts: 2222
|
|
I know all the lyrics, and I mean every single word, to 'Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang feat Snoop Doggy Dogg'  |
_________________
No scratch, no snatch |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted:
25 December 2007 - 21:49:52 (951)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 49.25
Posts: 10553
|
|
| Jansa wrote: |
By popular demand, fuckers.
Ok, here goes:
I was with a girl one time, and she had this thing about getting me cum all over her.
Dunno why, but she liked that stuff. So one time we were having sex and I was about to come, so
I took it out, ripped off the rubber and my..ehm..jizz blasted out. I'm one kinky bastard, so obviously I had to
look. Next thing I know, the cum blasts out, bounces off her tummy, right into my eye. Suddenly I feel this horrible pain mixed with
extreme pleasure. I'm there, screaming "It's in my eye. AAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAHHHH!" She stares at me for a second, then I run off to the bathroom. After
I've rubbed my eye with every substance in her bathroom for ten minutes, feeling like shit and my eye looking like I'm a horny rabbit, I go back to her bedroom, only to find her on the bed curled up: "Bwahahahahahahahahhaaaaa,
eeeek, I can't breeeeeeeeathe, eeek, bwahahahahahaaahahahahahhaaahhah"
A lot of tears that night. One of my eyes was teary because of the cum, and she was laughing in tears.
Good times.
|
Mine isnt like that, its a much more simple story, its happened more than once, your lying on your bed then for some reason you tilt your head in the wrong direction at the wrong moment and bam, in your eye it goes, damn it fucking hurts |
_________________
Mike Nichol Superfan - 
Marcus Schossow - Tone Diary
Every Thursday - 9pm GMT at www.afterhours.fm
"Theres the obvious things that i hate about americans, like the fact that theyre from America" - Unknown Source 14/5/08 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted:
25 December 2007 - 21:54:37 (954)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 49.25
Posts: 10553
|
|
| PT wrote: |
|
I know all the lyrics, and I mean every single word, to 'Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But A G Thang feat Snoop Doggy Dogg'
|
Ye, i know all the words to forgot about dre
class tune! |
_________________
Mike Nichol Superfan -
Marcus Schossow - Tone Diary
Every Thursday - 9pm GMT at www.afterhours.fm
"Theres the obvious things that i hate about americans, like the fact that theyre from America" - Unknown Source 14/5/08 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted:
31 December 2007 - 09:29:06 (436)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 61.60
Posts: 8923
|
|
so i was listening to the radio yesturday and this song "see you again" came on. Its a cheesy pop song but it was catchy and i like the beat..very 'sunglasses at night' . Turns out it was a Hannah Montana song   |
_________________
official Tijswhore of t.nu |
|
|
|
| XLIINDAAX i starve for your love..hungry i fall. |
|
|
|
| Posted:
11 January 2008 - 22:20:06 (972)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 42.60
Posts: 1270
|
|
That is verrrry embarassing!  |
_________________
www.maartenhercules.net
[url=http://www.myspace.com/maartenhercules]
www.myspace.com/maartenhercules[/url] |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted:
13 January 2008 - 09:37:14 (442)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 73.80
Posts: 4941
|
|
i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk  |
_________________
LiFe Is PeAcHy!!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted:
13 January 2008 - 16:17:19 (720)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 66.05
Posts: 11235
|
|
| somaluna wrote: |
|
i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk
|
If he says you suck, he's not worth you.  |
_________________
|
|
|
|
| MooNiE | Music is the answer... also in Belgium! |
|
|
|
| Posted:
13 January 2008 - 16:21:27 (723)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 127.20
Posts: 20124
|
|
|
|
| rusch : Make today count. |
|
|
|
| Posted:
13 January 2008 - 16:24:17 (725)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 73.80
Posts: 4941
|
|
| MooNiE wrote: |
| somaluna wrote: |
|
i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk
|
If he says you suck, he's not worth you.
|
awww, thanks  |
_________________
LiFe Is PeAcHy!!!! |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted:
13 January 2008 - 18:03:09 (793)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 66.05
Posts: 11235
|
|
| somaluna wrote: |
| MooNiE wrote: |
| somaluna wrote: |
|
i met ralph, this dutchie who i think is cute and i was very drunk and we were talking about something and he said i suck, then i said, yeah, very well too and he just stared at me and walked off...i'm never flirting when i'm drunk
|
If he says you suck, he's not worth you.
|
awww, thanks
|
No probs sweetie, that's the truth! |
_________________
|
|
|
|
| MooNiE | Music is the answer... also in Belgium! |
|
|
|
| Posted:
13 January 2008 - 23:28:37 (019)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 61.60
Posts: 8923
|
|
| MaartenHercules wrote: |
|
That is verrrry embarassing!
|
me?  |
_________________
official Tijswhore of t.nu |
|
|
|
| XLIINDAAX i starve for your love..hungry i fall. |
|
|
|
| Posted:
17 January 2008 - 18:55:28 (830)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 166.35
Posts: 3955
|
|
I have a bit of an obsession with "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and Audrey Hepburn in that movie. Some rainy days, I sit by my window, drink coffee and listen to "Moon River" sung by her over and over  |
_________________
Joni Ljungqvist / LNQ / JPL / A Boy Called Joni
Ljungqvist / Joni pres. | Info here:
www.jpl-music.com
www.myspace.com/joniljungqvist |
|
|
|
|
|
|
| Posted:
18 January 2008 - 07:57:44 (373)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 61.60
Posts: 8923
|
|
| jonilj wrote: |
|
I have a bit of an obsession with "Breakfast At Tiffany's" and Audrey Hepburn in that movie. Some rainy days, I sit by my window, drink coffee and listen to "Moon River" sung by her over and over
|
Thats one of my favorite movies  |
_________________
official Tijswhore of t.nu |
|
|
|
| XLIINDAAX i starve for your love..hungry i fall. |
|
|
|
| Posted:
18 January 2008 - 08:00:00 (375)
|
|
|
T.nu Member
Karma: 51.70
Posts: 3709
|
|
| rusch wrote: |
| XLIINDAAX wrote: |
|
so i was listening to the radio yesturday and this song "see you again" came on. Its a cheesy pop song but it was catchy and i like the beat..very 'sunglasses at night' . Turns out it was a Hannah Montana song
|
You're a Tijs fan... how is liking a Hannah Montana song any more embarrassing?
|
haha... burn  |
|
|
|
|
| DKG is sippin on gin and juice, laidback |
|
|
|
